Contrary to popular belief, porn (price of round nickels), or as some might call it, pornography (price of round nickels often governs regulation activity propelling higher yields), is a legitimate way to evaluate ones worth. Here, let me explain:
If the porn is $.04 and you spend it, thus making the porn $.05 then you have just activated your pornography wave (western advantage virtual economics). Now, there are many advantages from the governments point of view on this tactic. For starters, if p.o.r.n. is only holding at the $.04 (as in the above example) and they are distributing it at $.05, that's a 20 percent sales increase! Now you have it in your pocket, and while technically you are not making the additional profit off of the porn, you are helping others to hump that money out of you, thus giving you the home advantage and increasing your wave again.
And this scenario works in a three way; female to female porn, female to male porn, and even male to male porn. You can't lose! Now, when the price of round nickels skyrockets then you will be sol (shit outta luck). If prices hold steady at over $.06 then the world will surely be mounted with strife and despair (except for people who the porn has already been over priced for) because we enter into a new era of negative profits and the world collapses. No, just kidding. The world wont end, it will however turn into an orgy of greedy bastards though.
Now one thing we haven't touched on yet is pornography. As started at the beginning, the price of round nickels often governs regulation activity propelling higher yields in a manner that can not be overlooked. It is something that nips at your nipples like a negative 20 degree morning before the sun comes up. This can lead to currency under manipulation (or cum). Everyone does it, especially YOUR governing body.
Lets say the porn is $.06 and you have an old porn valued at $.05, your have lost 16% of the value because the governing body places that additional percent on top of the original porn price. For example, instead of a mattress costing $234.68, it now cost $272.23. Insane! Not a good time to be a nickel holder! But even though you are getting fucked in the process the governing body is maybe not making a profit anymore, but at least they are cutting even. Still better than you and I.
On top of this though we also have the possibility of counterfeit united nations tampering (cunt) of the funds. A recent article published by forbes or new york times or one of them cited the desire to eliminate large notes, such as the hundred dollar bill and the 500 euro note. Couple this with the fact that there has been years of speculation that the US penny would go away and your porn nor goes back from $.06 to something as possibly small as $.01 because there are no more pennies to flood the market with. Everything would round up to a dirty nickel thus manipulating the porn once more.